Friday, February 16, 2007

I won them off of a cross-eyed pool shark last Saturday. The guy had nothing but attitude, which made it even better. He called me a garbanzo bean and blew pool chalk in my face every time I'd bend down to shoot. "What gives, man?" "Shut it garbanzo bean!" What was most disturbing about him, though, was that his pool stick would fetch him beers and together they'd laugh at my haircut. "Check out his hair! The garbanzo bean looks like Nicholas from Eight is Enough. Hey Nicholas Garbanzo, your daddy can lend you some money for a new haircut. Wanna haircut? I could give you some money, no questions asked, simple as that, HaHaHa, but you know what, Nicholas Garbanzo, you'll never ever win these."

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